Tuesday, December 20, 2011

When Laundry Detergent Reminds You of Poop

I used to LOVE the smell of Gain. My friends and family were constantly telling me how great my clothes and house smelled - thanks to Gain.

But I hadn't been using it in a while because I'd found a new great eco-friendly detergent that I loved equally well. I can no longer get it through amazon.com, so I just went back to Gain - in a big way. Two HUGE containers.

The same day my Gain arrived on my door step in a big smiley box, Micky's teacher sent home some HORRIBLE, NUCLEAR poop filled clothes. :(. In all fairness, I should have just tossed them. I DON'T KNOW WHY I decided to wash them, but the second I opened the bag I nearly puked myself, so I threw them in without even looking and turned everything to the sanitation cycle. That should kill anything, right?

Two hours later, I opened the washer door to an oddly putrid Gainy smell . . . What? Started over with a second sanitation cycle.

Two hours later? Same yucky smell. Thank you Micky for having the most toxic poop on the planet!

Clothes ended up in the trash anyway. And now when I smell Gain I instantly feel like I want to puke. And I smell it everywhere because it's a crazy permeate-everything smell.

I'd love to insert a witty ending to my post here . . . but I have no words.

Damn shit.

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